The Neo NostraTrio

Pipe Dream Cinema - Show 6

2009-09-30T15:46:00.004-04:00

This time I interview Paul and Ben from Pipe Dream Cinema. Note: My audio got messed up something happened to my feed so its going to be them two talking.

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Pipe Dream Cinema, and SunnyBrook lanes Presents a one night event only! The Premier of Happy Easter, a film by Pipe Dream CInema. Directed by Paul Weber, and Produced by Ben Mosser, Starring Tiffany Brewer, Ben Mosser and Sebastian. Tickets are only $10 and doors open at 7pm October 2nd 2009

SunnyBrook Bowl, golf, motel.

Street:
7191 East 17 mile road between Mound and Van dyke

Bread

2009-09-19T01:45:00.001-04:00

Fuck I hate when they do that. A sandwich is about the bread, yes, but it's not JUST about the bread.

That is why I enjoy rye. It's flat, hella-man-tasty, and doesnt overpower a sandwich like those Italian breads do.

Recap - Madzias House Aug 28 2009

2009-08-29T11:12:00.000-04:00

Here is a Video of What happened...

Show 5 - New Studio!

2009-08-23T00:35:00.001-04:00

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This week we are in a new studio and getting settled in and the show now has production value!

This is why we DEMF

2009-07-27T23:25:00.000-04:00

Movement 2009 - Electronic Music Festivals | Detroit May 23rd-25th 2009

2009-05-15T00:54:00.002-04:00

Ziomki! http://www.myspace.com/detroitmusicfest

Maggie Singing !

2009-05-13T13:01:00.001-04:00

See more funny videos and TBT Videos at Today's Big Thing.

English Class Search

2009-05-12T05:09:00.003-04:00

So my dad is a straight up boater. He's been here for 25 years and still doesn't know English well. He decided to take a class for foreigners to teach him English. So he did a google search, but epic failed. It is clear that he needs English classes.

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/8163/ekran2.jpg

The g was just a typo, but he had no idea how to spell language.

Hopefully he learns :/

Being Handsy

2009-04-30T12:22:00.000-04:00

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Show 3 - Colins Here !

2009-04-24T01:33:00.000-04:00

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This week we got a new mixer for the studio and I have no idea how to use it. Remember Everything said on the podcast is alleged and is for entertainment purposes only.

Yeah new mixer and Shit !

More proof Americans are idiots

2009-04-24T01:20:00.002-04:00

The Following was taken from VodkaBuzz.com

Let me first make it clear that Grey Goose is a sham. It was created by an American guy, Sidney Frank, as cash grab. What I mean is that Grey Goose is the boy band of the vodka world and Sidney Frank is Lou Perlman. There is nothing inherently special about it. It has no historical recipe or special, modern processes to improve quality. It doesn't even have a heart warming story. Frank planted the distillery in France to take advantage of the perceived elegance of the country. He even jacked the price up so that people would believe it is of higher quality. Let me say it again for those hard of reading: Grey Goose is a sham.

That said, he did an excellent job with his trickery. He created a brand that made him a ton of money and is arguably thought of as the best vodka on the market by the general public. I know a lot of vodkas get made just to score some cash. The reason Grey Goose bugs me is that Frank successfully duped the American public into believing that this vodka is something special when it really isn't.

Point Proven. Kthnxbai

Show 2- Jon Tries to Kill himself

2009-04-01T17:11:00.011-04:00

We call out Arthur and Jon tries to kill himself!
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Background Music By the Dinosaur Twins.

Email at SebastianZON{at}Gmail{Dot}Com

Show 1

2009-03-25T00:38:00.004-04:00

It has finally arrived the SebastianZON podcast! Download the first show or listen streaming off this page. Comment if you want. Were looking/working on an intro. Any show topics or ideas are welcome comment here or email at SebastianZON@gmail.com

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Slawek Moves pt.2

2009-03-15T19:15:00.003-04:00

Slawek Moves

2009-03-14T19:17:00.001-04:00

Slawek Moves from SebastianZON on Vimeo.

Epic Everything !

2009-02-25T14:06:00.001-05:00

http://james.nerdiphythesoul.com/epic/?id=NZfUeqj6Q98

http://james.nerdiphythesoul.com/epic/?id=IEKL1j6XRQA

http://james.nerdiphythesoul.com/bennyhillifier/?id=IEKL1j6XRQA

Brian is a Newb Fag

2009-02-20T19:36:00.002-05:00

From my Last post :

Brians Stupid As Fuck accusations:
"That's in south field. Two roads merge into one. Easy. Don't be such a hoser about it."

As anyone one that has a 6th grade education could see that there is no other street. In the State of Michigan any streets that merge with lights has to have hashes in the lights. Which these don't.

So according to Brian Sterling Heights = Southfield.

So now I live in The Field not The Heights.

WTF?

2009-02-19T23:30:00.000-05:00

New Chevy

2009-02-19T23:26:00.002-05:00

New Chevrolet SUV Crossover whatever the fuck.

Maggie on Drugs

2009-02-04T14:24:00.000-05:00

Cougar = ROFLcopter

2009-02-02T19:24:00.001-05:00

ROFLcopter

Madzia Can't do Shit right.

2009-01-19T19:33:00.002-05:00

Ohh... So close.

2009-01-03T01:55:00.000-05:00

Not suitable if your Maggie

2008-12-07T19:33:00.000-05:00

KATG FTW !

2008-11-26T00:30:00.006-05:00

Keith and The Girl, abbreviated as either KaTG or KATG, is a popular comedy podcast that began on 7 March 2005. It is hosted by comedian Keith Malley and singer Chemda Khalili, an unmarried couple living in Queens, New York. Chemda is of Persian descent whilst Keith's exact origins are unknown, but believed to be eastern European. In the show, which usually has a length of an hour or more, Malley and Khalili discuss their lives and current events in humorous and unrestrained fashion. As described by Keith and Chemda themselves in the show's tagline, "Keith and his girlfriend talk shit".

Keith and The Girl has consistently been a top-ten ranked podcast at Podcast Alley, reaching a top-5 spot each month for the past two years.The show has over 40,000 listeners and in excess of 1 million monthly downloads as of June 2008.The show's media files are hosted on LibSyn/Wizzard Media, returning after a short period of being hosted on TalkShoe. The podcast's popularity has peaked at times to the 5,000th daily traffic rank according to Alexa.Recently they received the award for best Podcast in the Mature Comedy Category, and also People's Choice, for best Podcast of the year.

Source

Before the Show Chemda Sent out a twitter that If you respond you get a free wrist band. There so awsome I got called out on the show! Listen to it here.

Sebastian on KaTG (2:18)

Keith and the Girl

New Guitar Hero Kicks Ass !

2008-11-23T16:17:00.001-05:00

Phase 2

2008-11-20T00:51:00.001-05:00

Phase 1

2008-11-18T22:06:00.002-05:00

Its all a matter of time...

Follow Up

2008-11-10T23:59:00.001-05:00

Wassuppp my brothas

2008-11-06T18:52:00.003-05:00

Aight, so I figure something really important happened this week (in the words of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert... AN historic evening :P) that'll go down in American history, so it should prolly be blogged about. (FYI- if I use slang don't think it's cuz we have a black president- I talk like that all the time and you would only be noticing it now because of the subject matter of this blog.)
So Tuesday, November 4, 2008, we found out that Barack Obama is the man America wants running the country, including me. I'm pretty excited about it; hope he sticks to his word and doesn't fuck up the country even more. Obama winning proves how I was right to have hope in the American people. On some level, most Americans are, somewhat, past the whole race issue.

It no lie that there's still a lot of extremely ignorant people in this country, but what can you do? For example, when someone says "I looove black people/ I have so many black friends!".... "But I would never want a black man as my president." How that makes ANY sense, I will never in my life understand. And I seriously doubt we (white people) are going to become slaves. That's just dumb and it would never happen--- maybe by some FREAK chance--- but, realistically, I don't see it happening. Also, I posted a bulletin last night, on myspace that countered another bulletin by a friend who thinks we're going to become a Communist country... f.y.i. socialism is not communism... look it up and read my bulletin.

Sooo, I'm done for now. I could go on and talk about more topics and elaborate on shit, but I don't feel like it; it's not fun when you can't yell at, well civilly discuss these issues, with a Republican.

Kurt Russell

2008-10-30T14:00:00.000-04:00

"I have Phone"

2008-09-29T21:41:00.002-04:00

(9:36:14 PM) Sebastian: your going
(9:36:18 PM) Jon: no I'm not
(9:36:22 PM) Jon: i cant afford to
(9:36:31 PM) Jon: i actually have bills to pay unlike you
(9:36:56 PM) Sebastian: i have bills
(9:37:07 PM) Sebastian: fuck i had to take a second job
(9:37:17 PM) Jon: what bills do you pay?
(9:38:12 PM) Sebastian: alcohol
(9:38:18 PM) Sebastian: lights
(9:38:22 PM) Sebastian: phoenix
(9:38:26 PM) Sebastian: gas
(9:38:50 PM) Jon: that's things you enjoy
(9:38:55 PM) Jon: you don't have to do them
(9:38:59 PM) Sebastian: yes
(9:39:00 PM) Jon: i have to pay my phone bill
(9:39:04 PM) Jon: car payment
(9:39:05 PM) Sebastian: i have phone
(9:39:07 PM) Jon: car insurance
(9:39:09 PM) Sebastian: i have car
(9:39:16 PM) Jon: you don't pay for them though
(9:39:21 PM) Jon: on top of that i pay rent
(9:39:25 PM) Jon: and buy food
(9:39:30 PM) Jon: and insurance
(9:39:34 PM) Sebastian: I buy food
(9:39:38 PM) Sebastian: at phoenix

Sucking on eggs

2008-09-11T20:53:00.000-04:00

Birthday Blow Me

2008-09-11T18:14:00.003-04:00

You know it's been a while sense I maid a post about myself not just random shit. Except samwiches I love samwiches.It occurred to me as to how pointless Birthdays are. They mean nothing to anyone except to you and your immediate family. Your Friends fuck'em it doesn't mean shit it usually means "Hey lets get shit at some one else's expense since their buying. All the Birthday wishes on Facebook- Congratulations to all the people that sent me a wish that I haven't talked to in a year It just proves you wouldn't know unless facebook told you. I hope you understand that you don't mean anything to me and I'm not going to wish you anything when Facebook tells me to because I think saying something is Worse then saying nothing at all.
On my birthday I didn't get Shit and I'm okay with that. But don't lie saying "I just want him to be happy" or/and "We just want to do something special" which are both complete bullshit. I wanted to do something and everyone shitted on me. Which brings me to two conclusions:

1. No one Likes me
or
2. My friends Suck

I'm Shooting for the second one. Because I get phone calls to do shit.

So when you have a birthday and I'm no where to be found actually I will be around as to why I don't call you or say anything is because you suck. Sorry It's the Sad truth . You ~~my friend~~ Suck. So screw you guys I'm going home. I'll see you around the cut.

Sammich

2008-09-03T11:42:00.002-04:00

A sammich is a type of sandwich. However, it is not just any kind of sandwich. Any old schmuck can throw lunch meat between two slices of bread and have a sandwich.

But no. A sammich is not just a sandwich, it is not just a meal. Sammich is a term reserved for only the holiest and mightiest of all sandwiches. A sammich is a true work of culinary art; a feast on a bun, if you will. A sammich is not made of the best ingredients; it is made of the *right* ingredients. It needs the right meats, and the right cheese(s), the right sauce, the right veggies, and the right kind of bread.

Taking footlong sub bread and throwing every kind of meat and cheese and everything else under the sun or in your kitchen pantry on it does not a sammich make. It is akin to an in cohesive mishmosh of colors on an artist's easel.

Sandwiches make a good snack, but sammiches are forever.

I'm having a sammich for dinner tonight.

Source

I'm Faster than TWO Olympians!!!

2008-08-16T18:45:00.004-04:00

When I ran track, I ran the 100m and 200m race and relays. Yesterday (Chinese time), the Men's 100m Final was held, however, before these there were elimination rounds. Looking at the times, I am faster than TWO Olympians. The 79th and 80th place contestants of August 14ths Round 1.

Michandong Reginaldo of Equatorial Guinea clocked in at 11.61 and Shanahan Sanitoa of American Samoa clocked in at 12.60.

My time was 11.60, ergo I'm fast than two Olympians.

Source: http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/summer08/results?eventId=256

Wrobel !

2008-07-24T09:10:00.002-04:00

Wrobel Being A Bitch On Stairs from SebastianZON on Vimeo.

Wrobel High And Watching YouTube from SebastianZON on Vimeo.

Break Dancers and Stuff

2008-07-24T08:57:00.001-04:00

Street Dancers in Krakow from SebastianZON on Vimeo.

Humping Dog USB

2008-07-19T21:39:00.001-04:00

Humping Dog USB from SebastianZON on Vimeo.

Loopt!

2008-07-15T00:57:00.002-04:00

While the loopt.com Login is down I will tell you what I have been upto lately with Twitter I have Intergrated my loopt account with my Twitter account. What is your loopt you ask? well let me tell you...

Loopt provides a cellphone-based GPS sharing system with the goal of providing an innovative social mapping tool that allows friends to visualize one another using their cell phones and share information about interesting places.

In other Terms You know where I am at any given moment. In other words you know Where i am so you can Stalk me (You know who You are your.P.S. Your on AIM all the time and always bitch about relationships) and kill me. I will now be taking paypal donations for a Kevlar vest.

Driving (Golf)

2008-07-02T19:28:00.000-04:00

Driving (Golf) from SebastianZON on Vimeo.

720p

2008-06-18T17:45:00.000-04:00

Choking from SebastianZON on Vimeo.

I am Legend

2008-06-11T19:46:00.004-04:00

If you think this is about the movie or book "I am Legend" your wrong. well no... Partially wrong. Today is Wensday 8pm and I haven't had power since Sunday. yes you counted right 4 days with zero electricity in my home. I have Been living out of my back pack since then. This is My get up. I have to a power strip connected to

my laptop power connector
Cell Phone Charger
Ipod Charger
12volt Battery Pack

I have It all concealed in my laptop so no one is none the wiser.

I have been using this as my mobile office also Everything gets done at the Sterling Heights Public Library of Biggbys (Once known as Beaners because they had to be considerate of fucking Mexicans). You think what is there to do Theres no need to be at those places hours at a time. Well blow me Kathy Because You think you don't use your computer and cell phone a lot well your wrong try going 24 hours with them. Now You think what does this have to I am Legend Well If You Saw the movie or read the book you would know that the main character is the last known Healthy Human Being that is not a zombie that has to survive in a post-apocalyptic New York with his dog. Right Now My life is just like the movie just that I don't have a dog.

P.S. "But what about the Zombies? You don't have that!" WRONG I am ready for the Zombie Out Break. I got my Shit together. Remember: Blades don’t need reloading.

HAHA Stem Cells!

2008-06-10T16:08:00.001-04:00

Me sighing a petition for stem cell research.

This message was sent using the Picture and Video Messaging service from Verizon Wireless!

Work at The APCC

2008-06-05T23:38:00.002-04:00

A Lot of people Have asked me why I like Working at The American Polish Cultural Center. I never Have a Good answer Until Know! I was Searching threw the tubes and I found this video. If You let It load and only watch from 1:35 to 2:02 It will explain Why I Love My job and wouldn't trade it for anything. Remember You can Only Watch That Part If you don't You wont understand. So press play then pause it and let it load. Trust Me you wont be disappointed.

Most Epic Energy Drink Ever!

2008-05-15T00:10:00.001-04:00

nuff' Said

Brothers Arguing

2008-05-07T11:54:00.000-04:00

Brolo Ep. 2

2008-05-02T01:10:00.003-04:00

Twenty-Six more minutes of Brolo and myself.
Got my second camera today so From now on there will be on me and I'm getting a better mic. and I used better Software. So next episode god knows when that will be in a few days by that I mean at least a week.

Got 30 Minutes to Kill ?

2008-04-30T22:28:00.000-04:00

Then Watch me shooting shit with Czaja aka Brolo.

Bullshitting Around

I'm starting to Record my Conversations because usually their really interesting or just ridiculous.

Warning: Video Quality Blows because I was Using Shotty software and my onboard mic. Theirs static at some points because jedrek likes to tap the screen ,like a douche, were the mic is located on my laptop.

Twitter

2008-04-20T01:09:00.002-04:00

Yo, Sebastian and I got twitter accounts. Madzia is gonna get one soon, and so should all of you. Check us out;
http://www.twitter.com/p014k

and
http://www.twitter.com/sebastianzon

You can sync it with your facebook status and mobile phone to send updates on the go. Its a very sweet service.

Sasha & John Digweed

2008-04-04T00:57:00.003-04:00

Friday March 28, 2007 (Friday After Easter)

2008-03-29T12:55:00.003-04:00

Went to kaziks a dive bar in Hamtramck. Had a Little Run in. Here's an accurate portrayal of what happened:

Yup, Thats How it went Down. More posts soon.

VIP Parking is the Best

2008-03-18T18:32:00.002-04:00

title: VIP parking at its best

Painting

2008-03-11T22:59:00.003-04:00

So I'm gonna be covering a few surfaces with paint in my room. Also known as painting. Here's the new color:

Turns out its a bitch because I have to Spackle walls. All the holes are thanks to Brian that SOB its easier twirling a flash light and the string snapping or shooting coins at my wall.
I might update because I have no life and I'm Setting up a web cam, also because I have no life.

Jäger Bombs!!!!

2008-03-02T03:21:00.003-05:00

If you haven't seen "My New Haircut", check it out here. If you have then; Jäger Bombs, Jäger Bombs, Jäger Bombs, Jäger Bombs, Jäger Bombs, Jäger Bombs, Jäger Bombs!!!!

Sebastian and I did Jäger Bombs. It was a very bad experience.
Video footage;

No one told us that you should only have like 1 or 2, possibly 3 per night. We had 8!!! We finished off a fifth of Jäger and 8 cans of Red Bull.

After I got home, at 3am, I tried to fall asleep and failed. I didn't fall asleep AT ALL from 3am to 2pm and thats when I got up and started my day. I felt like shit, like my insides were dieing. Next time, I'll have 4 instead.

How I met Maggie and all my other Freinds

2008-02-02T22:52:00.000-05:00

Heres an Exact representation of how i met all my friends.

FrenchLoverz

2008-02-02T14:23:00.000-05:00

If anny one can find anymore information about Frenchloverz drop me a line at Sebastianzon {at} gmail {com}. Like a torrent or a link would be super cool.

F*CKing FLOGGING MOLLY!!

2008-01-25T21:00:00.000-05:00

Alright... so listen up everybody... as the title states FLogging Molly will be in the Detroit Metropolitan area February 9, 2008... a band OUR "band" is supposedly supposed to be influenced by... HOWEVER... when I informed our spoons player... a.k.a. Sebastian ... of the coming performance, he says to me and I quote... "yea if u get me a ticket"... when he is WELL aware that I can't afford to get him a ticket AND myself. So what I am asking you to do is help me convince him... Everybody. Let's go to this damn concert.. I would bet my life we wouldn't regret the $22.50 we have to pay.. Peace out. Here's a link my friends.. CHEERS!

Flogging Molly!

The Great Popo Escape

2008-01-22T02:42:00.000-05:00

So you may claim that this next story was luck, but there was a fair amount of skill involved also.

So I was on I275 driving home from Ann Arbor. I was doing ~95mph, and was coming around this turn. Then I noticed a cop was in this grassy ditch-like area off the road. As soon as I passed him, his lights went on. I thought I'd play the fool and 'not see him', so I sped up and was going to try to lose him somehow. I weaved through traffic and looked up in my rear view and the cop was either stuck in the ditch, or having trouble getting out, but eventuallly he got out. By this time, however, I found a truck that was in the lane left of the rightmost lane (so second from right), so I get in the rightmost lane and drive in the trucks blind spot. A Hummer pulls up behind me, conveniently, and 'boxes' me in. So now I hear the cops sirens and he speeds by in the leftmost lane, and I was relieved. I stayed boxed in for a bit, and saw the cop pulled over in the off the left shoulder, as I was still shielded by the truck. About a 1/2 mile after that was my exit, so I stayed tight with the truck and took my exit, the cop nonethewiser.

I.F.H. MONDAY'S

2008-01-17T12:48:00.000-05:00

I.F.H. MONDAY'SFunnyOrDie.com

Link to Funny Or Die

Fuck You !

2007-12-29T15:24:00.000-05:00

How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take In A Fight?

2007-12-24T17:55:00.000-05:00

So I don't want to assume that all of our audience are members of digg or watch diggnation. So for those of you who missed it, here it is;

How many five years could you take on in a fight? Simple question. This sweet, short survey will tell you.

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

I can take on 33.
Sebastian can take on 31.
Madzia can take on 20.

How about you? Post comments please :D

Osiągnąłem Status 'Zajebisty' Na Internecie

2007-12-24T15:15:00.000-05:00

Dziś się dowiedziałem że osiągnąłem status 'Zajebisty' na internecie. Ale co dyktuje status 'Zajebisty'? Jak ktoś pójdzie na Google i wpisze jakiś słowo, i pierwszy link jest twoje.

Nie wierzycie mnie? Icz na www.google.com i wpisz motylek. Pierwszy link jest na youtube. Obejrzy se filmik i zobacz kto jest autor: p014k. TO JA!!! 275,000+ liczba wyświetleń, i 5 linków!!!

No...sądzę że jestem zajebisty!

(Oryginalny post tutaj)

English Version

Today I gained 'Zajebisty' status on the internet. But what dictates 'Zajebisty' status? If someone goes on Google and types in a word, and the first link is yours.

Don't believe me? Go to www.google.com and type in motylek. The first link goes to youtube. View the clip and look who the author is: p014k. THATS ME!!! 270,000+ views with 5 links.

I think I am 'Zajebisty'!!!

(Original post here)

Obi-Wan Kenobi's Street

2007-12-16T22:52:00.001-05:00

Grabowiec is a small village situated in Kuyavian-Pomeranian Voivodeship (województwo kujawsko-pomorskie) in Poland. In April 2005 one of its streets was named "Ulica Obi-Wana Kenobiego" (Obi-Wan Kenobi Street) after the famous Jedi knight from Star Wars movies.

Polacy wiedzą co jest grane!!!

I'm going to try to get a picture next to it next time I go to Poland (ie. next year).

read more | digg story

Bit The Dust , Curb that is

2007-12-10T01:30:00.000-05:00

Sebastian: funny story
Brian : to dawaj [Do tell]
Sebastian: kurwa it rained and froze over
Brian : that it did
Sebastian: so after work were doing fish tails in the back
Brian : lol
Sebastian: and I fucken over shot it and kurwa the rim is bent
Brian : lol, well u were doing it to close to the curb if u hit it
Sebastian: ohh no
Sebastian: this epic tale hasn’t even started
Sebastian: ok imagine the new parking area of Centrum in back behind the new hall ,you’re looking at skate world
Sebastian: can u imagine it?
Brian : yes
Sebastian: okay I start the skid on the far right
Sebastian: and I slid all the way across past the center pole
Sebastian: kurwa sideways and the tires aren’t getting any grip so I couldn’t pull it forward
Brian : k
Sebastian: the wheel is turned all the way I’m pumping the brake which seems to make me go faster and kurwa I wreck into the center island on the far right
Brian : hahah
Sebastian: We came to the conclusion that this particular island is cursed I hit , Marek hit it right after me because we’re like fuck okay your turn. and a week ago I ran up it in the snow pulling a makeshift sled of a Velcro rope and a 4 wheel container mover
Sebastian: And then I drove home
Sebastian: I’m like if I have a blow out , I'll cross that bridge when I get there
Brian : lol
Brian : no I? [and?]
Sebastian: the best is my dad
Sebastian: he’s like alright good job
Brian: did u tell him the truth?
Sebastian: fuck no
Brian: lol
Brian: well
Brian: so did u get a flat?
Sebastian: this is where it gets the best with my dad
Sebastian: he’s like okay if tomorrow its not flat and it’s still holding air, chój [fuck it] u can drive on it
Sebastian: if not I roll with the doughnut
Brian : mmmmm doughnut
Sebastian: rofl kurwa

Did I mention theres Video!

This ones All Audio Just listen to mark then the sound of me hitting up and over the curb

Heres Mark not hitting a curb

No Fat Chicks

2007-12-04T23:32:00.000-05:00

INK PEN by Phil Dunlap

Yeah! No Fat Chicks

Paying Attension In Class Is Overrated!

2007-12-04T15:31:00.001-05:00

So I was in math class. We have computers, so I'm talking on aim to Sebastian;
15:29] urmomismyride101: why dont you pay attention
[15:29] P014K: kurwa
[15:29] P014K: pierdole
[15:29] P014K: nie robie
[15:29] urmomismyride101: rofl
[15:29] P014K: some shit about surface integrals....
[15:29] P014K: and vectors
[15:29] P014K: choj, pierdole
[15:29] urmomismyride101: lol okay

Moral of the story, paying attension is overrated.

Paolo Nutini Blows

2007-12-04T15:06:00.000-05:00

As I was Browsing Digg today I came across this Double Viking Article on the 10 worst Hit songs of 2007. And the Fifth one on the list is Paolo Nutini's "New Shoes". I agree so much with what is said that i couldn't hold back so here I quote

"New Shoes" by Paolo Nutini - Ah, the simple things in life. The laughter of a child and all that worn out stuff. Hey, let's flaunt my ability to buy and collect shoes! You know, like a lady socialite! There isn't much that's more irritating than horribly misguided kids who were somewhere along the line given the false impression that they're "old souls." Nutini: your name sounds like an early 20th century magician, and your sentiments aren't profound, they're materialistic. If you're going to write a laid-back, casual kind of song about enjoying the details of life, at least pick a detail that won't make much of the world frown with an incapacity to own shoes, much less new ones. On the other hand, you could interpret this as a song about not taking things like new shoes for granted, in which case there are still far less annoying ways to go about it, plastic hippie.

For the Record There is only one Song about shoes that should ever be mentiond in song Ever ! "Shoes" by Liam Kyle Sullivan

BET is kick ass

2007-12-03T19:23:00.000-05:00

So I was feelin' like shit after goin to sleep at like 4:30 a.m. + too many cigarettes+ I was dirty... anyway, I was just sitting on the couch, completely dazed, and ended up watching BET for about 4 hours.
The show is called Sunday Best. It's like American Idol, but BETTER. They're looking for the best gospel singer to follow into history Kirk Franklin, Aretha Franklin, Al Green, judges Bebe Winans, and Mary Mary, etc.
I got hooked after I heard Jermaine Sellers sing this song (quality is kinda shitty, but listen :D) :

YEA, I know. I don't have to say anything more. Didn't that just put a smile on your face? I know I did.

PLUS there's this crazy lady... she is AWESOME cuz she big.. but she can dance :P

The greatest thing to ever happen to this blog...ME ;]

2007-12-03T18:53:00.000-05:00

YO, YO, YO... WHAT IT IIIIS Y'ALL ?!?

Brian is not a noob

2007-11-18T16:54:00.000-05:00

People agree...I am not a noob;

Selcanin334: those who came before brian

Selcanin334: werent as dope as brian

Selcanin334: thsoe who befriend brian

P014K: ROFL

Selcanin334: simply follow brian

Selcanin334: those who fight brian

Selcanin334: simply want to die to brian

Selcanin334: consequently

Selcanin334: u hate brian cuz u aint brian

Brian is a Noob

2007-11-13T15:35:00.000-05:00

Last night I Had a conversation with Brian About Itunes and Podcasts. It went like this it was how he was pissed that a Podcast is like listening to a cassette and that you don't know what the song is and you have a whole set of music together. were talking specifically about Trance music. I inform brain that on the individual podcasters site their is a list of all the songs and such. And he goes and I Quote "Blahh , Work!". But today I maid a Startling Discovery on the Newest version of Itunes.

Holy Shit it has Chapters ,Track Times and Cover Art !!!!11111
OMG OMG OMG I'M GONA CUM !!!11111111111

Yeah What Now Mother Fucker !!

Benny Benassi

2007-11-13T15:24:00.000-05:00

Armin Van Buuren

2007-11-13T14:52:00.000-05:00

Went with Brian to go see Armin Van Buuren. Pictures. Don't feel like writing about it other than it was an amazing show and that I was next to the woofer. Ohh and were on PictureThisDetroit.com

Please don't Sue; we link back :)

I am Awsome

2007-09-26T23:29:00.000-04:00

I know I haven't Really been updating lately but I have been busy with Bullshit problems and my whole social circle collapsing so here's this:

11:23:19 PM) Sebastian: did u go to the tiesto concert?
(11:23:25 PM) Suraj Bombera : NO :(
(11:23:33 PM) Suraj Bombera : i didnt know about it till it happened
(11:23:43 PM) Sebastian: dude it was like
(11:23:49 PM) Sebastian: \all i can say is fuck
(11:23:54 PM) Sebastian: that was amazing
(11:23:55 PM) Suraj Bombera : really?
(11:24:01 PM) Suraj Bombera : how many ppl were ther?
(11:24:07 PM) Sebastian: a lot sold out
(11:24:16 PM) Suraj Bombera : lucky duck
(11:24:16 PM) Sebastian: i gave pictures on face book
(11:24:21 PM) Suraj Bombera : link me!
(11:25:14 PM) Sebastian: http://hs.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2000622&l=cf63d&id=1250700068
(11:26:01 PM) Suraj Bombera : i want to be you
(11:26:36 PM) Sebastian: dont we all

Phones

2007-09-24T23:26:00.000-04:00

(11:22:43 PM) Anna07789: theres a phone fight going on
(11:23:19 PM) Sebastian: phones are Fighting !!!!
(11:23:22 PM) Sebastian: thats amazing!
(11:23:34 PM) Sebastian: i wana see that

7 Days until Tiesto

2007-09-06T10:49:00.000-04:00

If you Didn't Buy tickets to the tiesto concert next thursday , You Suck. Plain and Simple. If You don't think the concert will that good or its not like lollapalooza. Wrong Check this Video from Last.FM It will Blow Your Mind.

Wish You were going now don't you.

Cougar !

2007-09-03T22:00:00.000-04:00

Cougar Sauced on Labor Day. Check The Videos (Facebook)on the Original Post.

If You Were Born After Todays Date in 1989

2007-08-29T21:10:00.000-04:00

A Very Important thing dawned on me today, The day of my birth.
Why would I go party at some club on my 18th birthday for my own personal gratification. All this shows is how shallow a person can be. All it proves is how big of an attention whore one can be.

"Look at me I'm going to da Club, I'm Hot stuff But inside I'm not worth shit."

One will say that I'm being negative because "no one took you to a disco dance party." wrong. My Best Friend said she would take me to a club, but I declined. I'm going to go do what I did before but now Legally. Partially. I'm Going to go buy a Cigar, Hookah(which I have maid into a verb)and drink some Beast. Not Natural Light "That Shit is Gross!"

Parent Visiting Day

2007-08-22T22:57:00.001-04:00

As a person enters college. they bring a parent or parents to thier area of study and show them the campus and clasroms and educational area. Not me and not a Macomb. Instead of a parent I brought Cougar. I should stop the story right their because putting cougar as my parental just opens up a variety of doors of what can happen. If You don't know who cougar is Let me Show in a Video and a few photos.

So Here is a Slide Show of we did at Macomb, Hall Road High , U of M-59

Kia sie Piepszy

2007-08-20T22:31:00.000-04:00

My awsome car,the 2001 Kia Rio is going to hell. Today the Speedometer and the odometer went out. It dosn't show me what my speed is and it dosn't count my miles/ I guess its a good think so I can screw the next owner. Ohh wait the next owner will be me because my dad won't sell the piece of shit. So if you see me speeding wait.... I can't speed the car is slow as fuck. Video Below -> the Song playing Mika - Relax, Take it Easy

2007-07-05T15:34:00.001-04:00

I'm in the middle of fucking no where 119 miles from civilization by that I mean 25 mile

Table 23

2007-06-15T10:54:00.000-04:00

When you say you will give money for a said service, you leave money. Yesterday I had a man (not a gentlemen because a gentlemen wouldn't stiff me)Said that if I bring some extra food to his table their would be a tip in it for me. So what did I do I hauled ass to the kitchen got him more food. So now its the end of the ceremony banquet, people are leavening, Table 2 is completely gone and i go check the table. Let me just say choj was left. Ohhh Table 23 man I remeber what you look like wait untill I see you again I will show you up and make you look like the biggest douche ever. Oh you Wait mister table 23 man.

The New Whip

2007-05-26T12:08:00.000-04:00

I retired The Kia. I'm Now Driving the A4. Sławek and myself have also started a Designated Driver Service. You Drink we drive.

Add to my blog

LAN Party

2007-05-07T22:27:00.000-04:00

LAN = A local area network is a computer network covering a small geographic area, like a home, office, or group of buildings.Current LANs are most likely to be based on switched IEEE 802.3 Ethernet technology, running at 10, 100 or 1,000 Mbit/s, or on IEEE 802.11 Wi-Fi technology. Each node or computer in the LAN has its own computing power but it can also access other devices on the LAN subject to the permissions it has been allowed. Or in other Words we play fucking games, and a lot of them.

This get together was not so good because of short notice and lack of resources. But the next one ohhh the next will be awesome. (Pictures on bottom of the one on 5-5) Will be great bigger tables, Faster router switch, more computers and a Lot of counter Strike Source. SOURCE thats SOURCE none of this bullshit of Condition zero or the original we play source. Their will be one computer devoted to the server. And I'm thinking of making a 3 dollar cover charge to help pay for a switch.
Everyone that comes needs to bring:

Computer
Monitor
Keyboard
mouse
CAT 5/6 cable
other shit they need

So If you want to come call my cell message me on facebook or myspace or email me at SebastianZON@gmail.com

Lest get Joost

2007-04-23T14:57:00.000-04:00

By Joost I mean the Internet TV site/application. Let me tell you its the shit. It brings the joys of TV and the Internet together in full screen high quality entertainment. Theirs no bullshit long TV ads and theirs no youtube people singing into a web cam . The great thing is that a lot of big networks have signed on to show top quality shit. For instance my favorite is Comedy Central that show re-runs of Stella and Nickelodeon shows the original and one of the best TV shows ever ... Ren & Stimpy. Theirs so much more just check out the site. If your lazy and in college this is for you. So go and apply for beta testing.

Poland and Ukraine host Euro 2012

2007-04-18T12:54:00.001-04:00

Poland and Ukraine have been chosen to host the 2012 European football Championships.

Finally! I am definitely going to this. Anyone want to come with?

Polska Reprezentacja!

read more | digg story

**Sebastian: I'm In "High Five!"
I also Like that the news article is linked to the BBC because The major News outlets in the US Spin the truth. Just Like the tragedy at Virginia Tech. Our Condolences go out to the victims and Families. Yoshi Come home.

What taking an active role in the myspace community shows about your intellect.

2007-04-15T00:11:00.000-04:00

I know thats the longest post name ever, but fuck it. I'm going to show you what I mean with the interpretation of pictures...

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters

2007-04-12T01:39:00.000-04:00

Watch This Now!

Now After Watching This: Don't you want to go Watch the Movie with me?
That's Right You Do Now Drop your Shit and embed this in your Brain Friday the 13Th (opening Day) 2:30pm AMC Forum 30, The Movie is rated R so if your under 17 figure out how to get tickets.

OK, If you want to go call me , If you don't have my number email me at SebastianZON@gmail.com

Now I went to the liberty to make a list of who already knows and is or is not going and why.
You better have a damn good reason for not going (eg. Work,School, Donkey Rape)

If I missed You its either I haven't talked to you in the last 6 hours or I just don't want to see you

Sebastian - Going
Magie - ?
Wojtek - Donkey Rape
Olivia - ?
Andrew - Going
Cougar - Work
Gaby - ?
Andzej - Going
Roberto - Going
Nastazia - ?
Pamela - ?
Brian - School

I am also Aware that If someone want to Assassinate some on that list they know exactly where you will be at what time and that's a risk I'm willing to make. As For me I will be wearing heavy Kevlar.

VHS + Marysia = Not Happy Time

2007-04-09T23:42:00.000-04:00

Wow I just Ran Out of Marysias house like a Jew out of Auschwitz. So were chilling at Marias House and we were going to thru the old stash of VHSes and we found a black cassette with only a little sticker with "Marysia" hand written on it. So as Pamela and I wrestle Marisia Wojtek starts the VCR and "BAM" theres a 13 year old Marisia in a Japanese Komodo saying some thing about Hamlet with some random Philippine girl. At this point Marisia has my balls in quenched fist as she pushes of Pamela and rips out the cassette and hides it behind some books. then she persists to punch and kick me while I'm the fetal position on the floor. Just me No one else that took part in it, just me not Pamela nor Wojtek just me. As I'm Absorbing the blows from Marysias manly hands, (I'm not going to hit a girl or in this case a Man) I think to Myself "That Tape is Coming with ME!" (emphasize the ME) "And I'm Going to throw up on the Tube for all the Intranets to see".
So after this fiasco is over and ever one has calmed down I go back to where the booksare, Find the Tape and Bolt out the house. Of Course stopping saying goodnight to Marysias Mom (to be polite) and as I fumble for my keys at my car i hear the Storm door slam and I see a outline of Marysia as i jump in my car and she stops in front of the hood I speed Off (or slowly drive off because my KIA is a piece).
And now I am in front of my computer writing this I think to myself that was not worth doing maybe I did because I just saw Casino Royal and I wanted to be chased Like Bond. I don't It makes me see how Good of me Friend Marysia can be (even though shes kind of a man) Hopefully she can take this in stride. And just know I like to fuck (Not literally, Wojtek) around sometimes.
I know This is My Longest Post in Forever But hey maybe this is the end of my Dry spell. Back when I had good stories and shit to wright about. And With that note just like all my old posts I leave you With some thing Irrelevant to the any thing I just wrote.
"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."

Sławek has Hoe'd me Again !

2007-04-07T18:45:00.000-04:00

Every Year on Good Friday My Friends go to National (coney island) after a vigil. Its Usually at 2 in the morning. But This Year Sławek decides that waking up in time for work is more important. Thanks to him we don't go to National we go to Phoenix instead. And then Anzej along with Kala and Jewbag get pissed that we don't go. And then theirs an accident on m-53. I blame all this on Sławek. And this isn't the first time he has hoe'd me out: Post1 Post2 . So in the end Sławek is a Douche.

Got a Mixer

2007-04-07T18:25:00.000-04:00

Thats right I got a mixer from Colin. Now we have something to make better podcasts on. No real news for now.

Here are some fotos of Colin's tables.

Stolen Photograpgh

2007-03-26T22:29:00.000-04:00

My foto was stolen and is on display in some European gallery or museum. Hers the Original form Flickr and the shot from the museum....

The Jewish Expieriene

2007-03-24T19:42:00.000-04:00

Sławek and I went to a Synagogue. All I have to say is that it was very Jewish. Pics and video after the break. Flickr Album

הנקודה הקריטית היא שמה שחשוב באמת ללקוחות אינו קוד המקור, אלא בדיקות האיכות, אריזה, תמיכה ותחזוקה. אין צורך
להוריד את המחיר של המנוי מתחת למחיר הקופסה כיום. פשוט נסו ודברו עם לקוחות אסטרטגיים.הנקודה הקריטי

HWDP

2007-03-18T18:58:00.000-04:00

Check this shit- I live in the back of my subdivision and my neighbor got pulled over in front of my house. By the one female officer in sterling heights. you know the one that hangs out on Van dyke and 19 mile behind the bar. The one no matter what the charge won't let you off. So he got hoed out for speeding at 12:30 am (that's night for you idiots) whats the excuse for giving that ticket?

Officer : The speed limit is 25 for the kids, sir.
Driver: Its 12 0'clock at night !
Officer tazers driver for no apparent reason
Officer to partner: Another situation that didn't go violent thanks to the tazer

All I have to say to that is cHWDP

FON - unpacking

2007-03-18T18:22:00.000-04:00

Yesterday I got my FON router ! If you don't know what fon is here is a brief description:

FON is the largest WiFi community in the world. Our members share their wireless Internet access at home and, in return, enjoy free WiFi wherever they find another Fonero’s Access Point.

It all started as a simple idea. Why should you pay for Internet access on the go when you have already paid for it at home? Exactly, you shouldn’t. So we decided to help create a community of people who get more out of their connection through sharing.

We call members of the FON Community Foneros. It’s simple to become a Fonero. You just need to buy La Fonera, which enables you to securely and fairly share your home broadband connection with other Foneros.

Then when you’re away from home and you need Internet access, just log on to a FON Access Point, and you can use the Internet for free. You don’t need to take your router with you – you just need to remember your Fonero login and password.

For More Information click here: What's FON ?

So I set up the router in my house so Officially (as of writing this) My street is the only one in the whole city to have its own Wifi. Ladrone Wifi Page. If you want to join the community I can Get you free Wifi. Plus it works with two signals you have a private signal that you can you use with full bandwidth and a public FON access point to which you put a cap on (ie. 4mb). Here are some pictures of the unboxing. Flickr Album

Call Me the Bus Driver

2007-02-25T23:01:00.000-05:00

Sebastian: like choj
Nastassja: it is huj
Nastassja: no
Sebastian: its chuj
Nastassja: i just asked slawek too
Nastassja: i dont think thats right
Nastassja: im going to look it up
Sebastian: it is i look ed it up in my dictionary
Sebastian: i did
Sebastian: in my oxford
Nastassja: idk
Nastassja: ill look it up too
Sebastian: and?
Nastassja: chuj
Nastassja: omg
Nastassja: wow
Sebastian: I TOLD YOU !!!!!!
Sebastian: Call me the bus driver because I just took your ass to school
Nastassja: lmao
Nastassja: okay boo
Sebastian: ohh i have to tell everyone

Thank You PWN-OXFORD Dictionary pwn.pl

**Brian: It is chój, by the way. And who told you it was with a "ch"....yes thats right. ME. And who gave you Pwn-Oxford...me :) So I must be the bus driver dispatcher then, because I take all your asses to school.

Nastassja's Booty Hole

2007-02-24T16:53:00.000-05:00

That tittle Has nothing to do with anything except that Sławek and Myself Tagged Nasty's car

Kurwa Ale Swiatło Odwaliłem

2007-02-24T00:14:00.000-05:00

Amazing What You Can Do With a Sharpie

2007-02-23T00:25:00.000-05:00

Look at my Engine Cover It looks like Sex. Thank You Sanford company for creating Sharpies.

Now That I said That...
Today I wrecked The Oil Filter on my moms Aztek. I needed to take it out because I was changing the oil to add a Engine Treatment Fluid. If this Doesn't Fix it. Then Part of the Engine will have to be replaced. This is Why I will never again purchase Domestic. The Aztek is a 2003 and only has 42000 Miles on it. Fuck "Buy American" I Buy What Won't Crap out. IF I need to but another Asian Car fine. Ohh wait My Ojciec already Bought a 2007 Subaru Forester. Hopefully He will Sell the Aztek so I don't Have to Put up with this American Bullshit anymore. Don't Get Me Wrong America is Great. Except For the South. Flicker Album

	SunnyBrook Bowl, golf, motel.
Street:	7191 East 17 mile road between Mound and Van dyke